Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2

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MurielB Mar 10 Nov - 8:31

Hi Gérard, everyone !
Do you think your daughter like to be your baby girl for ever ? Doesn't she want to have an equal relationship with you as she grows up ?

gerardM Mar 10 Nov - 10:23

Muriel,
I don't have a daughter but I've got two boys who will be named "mon grand" all their lives Wink

The picture doesn't mean your behave like this with your daughter 247 but at times, when she needs cuddles.

gerardM Mar 10 Nov - 21:04

gerardM Mar 10 Nov - 21:31

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

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MurielB Mar 10 Nov - 22:16

gerardM a écrit:Muriel,
I don't have a daughter but I've got two boys who will be named "mon grand" all their lives
The picture doesn't mean your behave like this with your daughter 247 but at times, when she needs cuddles.

Gérard my daughters and I need cuddles in turn and I can also be the one who needs advice. Anyway I understand that your sons must me happy to be named "Mon grand" all their lives.

gerardM Ven 13 Nov - 0:28

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.
"Also," says the director, "You must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course."
This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.
"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."
With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"

MurielB Ven 13 Nov - 9:46

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gerardM Dim 15 Nov - 17:41

A miserly man realized he needed a hearing aid, but he was unwilling to spend much money. He went to the store and asked the salesman, "How much are they?"
"That depends on the model," he said. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $2.00 model," said the cheapskate.
The salesperson put a device around his neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" the man asked.
"At $2.00! You expect it to work?! Don't be silly, it doesn't do anything," the salesperson replied. "But...when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"

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MurielB Mar 17 Nov - 22:36

Hi everyone
Here is the definition of "to duck"

[I or T] to move your head or the top part of your body quickly down, especially to avoid being hit: I saw the ball hurtling towards me and ducked (down).Duck your head or you'll bang it on the doorframe.› [T] to push someone underwater for a short time: The boys were splashing around and ducking each other in the pool.› [I + adv/prep] to move quickly to a place, especially in order not to be seen: When he saw them coming, he ducked into a doorway.

gerardM Mar 17 Nov - 23:12