Tautologies of april 2021

On take a wild guess
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Why do the women never have tovtake a DNA test to see if it's their?.
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In an actual tweet

Sorry for the mistyping, but it's really written "to take a DNA test". To pass don't seems to be correct right here!
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On "I've been waiting and not one person has washed my hand yet"
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All employees must wash your hand before exiting the bathroom
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Sign, New York deli
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Please, explain me what is a "deli" ...

Seem like "delicatessen"
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On percentages, problematic
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Utah shot 64% from the floor in the win, including 50% in each half
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From an article in desertnews.com (Salt Lake City, Utah)
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Despite the translation, I don't understand
"Utah a tiré à 64% du sol lors de la victoire, dont 50% dans chaque mi-temps" ...

On lessons, hard
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Disciplining children: concrete help

On so what, is it?.
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Brussels, I said, Brussels is not Brussels.
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President Donald Trump

It's a joke by Donald Trump, after jokes by Georges W Bush ...
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On yes, dafinately
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Now, spelling bee kids will have to know defination
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Headline, AP story
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Not only me make mistyping!!!

On but don't love spelling on punctuation
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Love writing story's ... Fabrication of scenarios that interlink with light & shade to synergies that unravel with Captivating twist and turns
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In a tweer
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To unravel = démêler
Captivating twist and turns = détours et virages captivants

I'm surprised it's "scenarios" in english and not "scenarii". Isn't it italian?
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On expert legal questionning
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Attorney: now, shortly after this, Lr. F. drowned?
Plaintiff: That's what I understand.
Attorney : So, he's dead, now?
Plaintiff : Yes.
Attorney: So, he's not there to tell his side of the story?
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From court transcripts
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An attorney = un avocat
To drown = noyer

On talkingvall the fun out of putting up an antenna
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Warning
Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnanr or both
Do not eat antenna
Do not throw antenna at spouse
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Instructions, Territorial Digital Antenna
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To put up = mettre en place
To throw = lancer
A spouse = un conjoint

Hello all. I was going to reply about scenarios but you have beaten me to it . Yes, in U.K. we ( incorrectly) say one scenario and two scenarios.

As for "attorney" this is an American word not used in U.K. In U.K. we say lawyer. We also should correctly call a lawyer who speaks in court " a barrister " .

This word is pronounced in a very similar fashion for another foreign word we now use " barista" . This is a person who serves behind a counter in a coffee shop and has been given this fancy name because she/he knows how to make all the different cups of coffee you can get nowadays. JohnB.

On Shakespeare, need for a good publicity manager and
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Pointless host Alexander Armstrong : we're looking for people with the first name "William"
Contestant : I'll go for the playwright who wrote Hamlet. William Tell.
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I don't really understand the title, finishing by "and" (avec?)
A playwright = un dramaturge

Hello Florent. We have met but I doubt that you remember me. I last saw you getting into a car outside Les Falaises Brasserie at Cap Blanc-Nez !

You are quite right . In the title something is missing as there should be something after the word " and " .

I was wondering if you can receive "Pointless " on your television . This is a long running, every weekday about five o'clock, BBC TV quiz programme. It starts with four teams of two people who have to answer questions previously asked to one hundred people. The idea is to give a correct answer but preferably one only a few people gave. If 80 people gave the same correct answer as the contestants then this gets 80 points and is therefore a bad score . If only ten people had given the same answer then this is worth ten points and therefore a good score. To get to the final you must get the lowest number of points . In the final to win the prize money ( about £ 2,000 pounds as the BBC cannot afford more ! ) you must give a correct answer that no-one else has given - hence no points -and thus a winning Pointless answer. JohnB.

Thanks John for you explanation. I appreciate.
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On age analysis, astonishing
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He's twenty year old. That's what stands out. Most people are twenty one at that age.
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Fox Sports baseball Harold Reyneld
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To stand out = se démarquer

On 911 calls, vital
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Where is the best place to get a bacon sandwich right now?
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Call made to 911 at 4am

On great unexpectations
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We didn't not unexpect an early attack
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Cycling commentator Phil Liggett
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Aren't you in the no ununderstanding of this sentence?