Joke of the week !

Dressed casually, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie,
an American, a Kiwi, a Frenchman, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian,
an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Norwegian,
an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss, all went to a nightclub.

The doorman said ...

"Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"

Ah, atie (for a Thaï)

Hi Krystyna, Florent, everyone,

Thanks Florent! I hadn't understood convinced the "Th" had to be pronounced the same way as in "Theory" and not "Thames".

> Joke of the week !
@ Krystyna: it was supposed to last a week... we want others!

Another one:
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

Bravo Florent, you understood !

Normally at a nightclub with a strict dress code, men must wear a jacket and tie (cravate)
If you arrive without the tie, he will say ...
"Sorry, I can't let you in without a tie"

We call this type of joke "a play on words"

Your joke about the broken finger is funny !

Hi Krystyna, Muriel, Florent, hi everyone,

One that Kevin told us tonight at Roundtable.

A guy goes to the vet's and puts his dog in his arms.
- Hey vet, could you take a look, my dog has possibly got a broken leg as he cannot walk properly.
- Yes but I've to put him down.
- put him down?? it's only a broken leg!
- Yes but he's heavy.

A beer story ...


A man is sitting on the patio with his wife and he says, "I love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking ?"

He replies, "It's me ... talking to the beer."

MurielB a écrit:It's very nice...

The wife didn't tell me this when she phoned this morning!

Is it a daily story in Oz?

New joke ...

From a cruise ship one can see a small island, and a bearded man dressed in rags who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass by, he does the same thing."

Krystyna,

I'm not good at telling jokes but I'm good at commenting

I would say that as long as the guy is there every year, that means he's able to find enough food and it would be stupid to ask to go back to the "civilized world" and pay taxes and fear for his job, his money, the quality of food, wars, etc.
In my opinion, let him on his island but bring him a razor and a couple of ladies.

Ah Gérard ... always the pragmatist !

Thanks Muriel!

Hm kinda nasty at her...

Hi Muriel,
Ah yes, men can be so shallow !