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Gérard, I think that sometimes time flies so quickly that you feel you have not been able to enjoy your week-end! It's not your fault, it's somebody else's fault.
There is not much to understand.
Dernière édition par MurielB le Ven 19 Oct - 15:29, édité 1 fois
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Thanks Muriel!
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Hi everyone !
I have just looked for "mute button"=>it is "bouton pour couper le son" It could be helpful for you to know.
Thanks Gérard !
I have just looked for "mute button"=>it is "bouton pour couper le son" It could be helpful for you to know.
Thanks Gérard !
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Muriel a écrit:Gérard i am sorry but i don't understand What is funny in answering "You are handsome yourself ?"
Muriel,
Look at the different meanings for "to stagger": among them, there's a faulty behavior (what the officer means), another one is a compliment (what the author pretends to understand).
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Thanks à lot Gerard !gerardM a écrit:Muriel,
Look at the different meanings for "to stagger": among them, there's a faulty behavior (what the officer means), another one is a compliment (what the author pretends to understand).
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Did you find the meanings Muriel?
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Here is the link with all the different meaningsgerardM a écrit:Muriel,
Look at the different meanings for "to stagger": among them, there's a faulty behavior (what the officer means), another one is a compliment (what the author pretends to understand).
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/stagger
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Gérard, correct me if I am wrong but it is an oxymoron. Unfortunately it is impossible !
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Muriel,
This message is supposed to be a joke, not a diet advice.
This said, yes people can eat and lose weight depending on the quantity they eat but mainly the quality/type of food: cakes/candies or lean meet/vegs? What about adding physical exercise?
This message is supposed to be a joke, not a diet advice.
This said, yes people can eat and lose weight depending on the quantity they eat but mainly the quality/type of food: cakes/candies or lean meet/vegs? What about adding physical exercise?
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Hi Gérard, everyone !
For those who don't know the meaning of "pissed off" here is the link to its synonyms
http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/pissed+off
For those who don't know the meaning of "pissed off" here is the link to its synonyms
http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/pissed+off
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Gérard I have just popped in my neighbour 's house and she sang for me all the beautiful songs she will interpret for an elderly people home and a hospital.
Music is very helpful to cheer people up. She sang a few song I knew but had never paid attention to the lyrics before.
It was great !
Music is very helpful to cheer people up. She sang a few song I knew but had never paid attention to the lyrics before.
It was great !
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Yes I know these jokes are a bit late
but
they come from the US.
Let's learn, first, that joking doesn't sounds very French
(at least less than American)
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Let's grow older peacefully then !
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Muriel,
Do you want to look like this (this is Dawn French)??!!
Do you want to look like this (this is Dawn French)??!!
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I like the expression
It means with the order reversed. If your shirt is on the wrong way round, the part that should be at the front is at the back.The other way round
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I hope Pat doesn"t do this too often (shirt in the other way round, socks of different colors, long johns instead of pants for his suit, nightcap in the streets, etc.)
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Gérard !
It doesn't matter with Pat's job. Children don't like when their doctor looks too severe !
It doesn't matter with Pat's job. Children don't like when their doctor looks too severe !
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Posted by my friend Susan.
The Cornucopia Institute
Know your farmer, know your food!
The Cornucopia Institute
Know your farmer, know your food!
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Very complicated to understand !
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Easy peasy Muriel.
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Two cats are having a swimming race
One is called "One two three", the other "Un deux trois"
Which cat won ?
"One two three"
Why ?
Because "Un deux trois" cat sank
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What a play on words !
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1. The Ugliest Baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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