Re: Jennifer Saunders Fan Club

MurielB Sam 3 Déc - 21:21

Gérard it is true that active listening needs a lot of concentration but it's so useful !

gerardM Sam 3 Déc - 22:13

gerardM Sam 3 Déc - 22:19

gerardM Sam 3 Déc - 22:40

gerardM Dim 4 Déc - 14:55

gerardM Dim 4 Déc - 15:01

gerardM Dim 4 Déc - 15:04

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do you like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave.
When I asked him why he was leaving, he said, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."

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gerardM Dim 4 Déc - 18:32

MurielB Dim 4 Déc - 22:23

gerardM Lun 5 Déc - 11:12

gerardM Lun 5 Déc - 11:33

The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen.
Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
When she walked back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."
She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said, "Don't sell that cow."