Jennifer Saunders Fan Club

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- "back in my day" back in my days
- difference b/w I used to take photos and she's used to drinkink gin after tea
- people never has an "s" even for many peoples

I do hope it won't happen !

There are people who never learn from their mistakes. I cross my fingers that they become geniuses one day.

Fortunately retired people don't need an alarm clock son they can follow their dreams !

I still use an alarm-clock Muriel... to do like Chateaubriand's father

gerardM a écrit:I still use an alarm-clock Muriel... to do like Chateaubriand's father

Congratulations ! I am lazier than you are but when our grand children are at home, they are our alarm clock.

At the end of his course on mathematical methods in optimization, the professor sternly looks at his students and says: “There is one final piece of advice I’m going to give you now: Whatever you have learned in my course – never ever try to apply it to your personal lives!”
“Why?” the students ask.
“Well, some years ago, I observed my wife preparing breakfast, and I noticed that she wasted a lot of time walking back and forth in the kitchen. So, I went to work, optimized the whole procedure, and told my wife about it.”
“And what happened?!”
“Before I applied my expert knowledge, my wife needed about half an hour to prepare breakfast for the two of us. And now, it takes me less than fifteen minutes…”

Active listening is very important !

A math student and a computer science student are jogging together in a park when they hear a voice:
“Please, help me!”
They stop and look. The voice belongs to a frog sitting in the grass.
“Please, help me!” the frog repeats. “I’m not really a frog: I’m an enchanted, beautiful princess. Kiss me, and the spell will be broken – and I will be yours forever…”
The computer science student picks up the frog and examines it carefully from all sides – making not even an attempt to kiss it.
“You don’t have to marry me”, the frog continues frantically, “if you’re afraid of the commitment. I’ll do whatever you wish me to do if you just kiss me…”
The frog’s voice is silenced, when the student puts the animal into the right pocket of his pants.
“But why don’t you kiss her?!” the math student asks.
“You know”, the CS student replies, “I simply don’t have time for a girlfriend – but a frog that talks makes a really cool pet…”