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Hi Gérard
This is a very clever response. Il also like the expression I had never used before

 to take off down the road

or when The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the doctor said to engineer, "Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."
The engineer replied, "Okay, you wanna see something better? Let's go back to the store and I'll show you real stealing."
So they both went up to the counter and the engineer said to the shop boy, "Hey, would you like to see some magic?"
The shop boy replied, "Yes!"
The engineer said, "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it... He asked for the second, and he ate that one as well.
He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked, "Okay, what are you trying to pull here? Where's the magic?"
The engineer replied, "Check in my friend's pocket. You'll find all three bars."

Bear in mind that in any situation you are the best one ! It's good for you !

MurielB a écrit:Bear in mind that in any situation you are the best one ! It's good for you !

Yeah
Good to feel the best one but there are limits... Trump feels a bit too much comfortable whatever the situation, and this might lead to a huge catastrophe.

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is no longer with us," replied the vet.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes. turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador retriever.
As the duck owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.
A few minutes later he returned with a cat.
The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, the duck is no longer with us."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$830?" she cried,"$830 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had taken my word for it, the bill would have been $30, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $830."