Re: Jennifer Saunders Fan Club

MurielB Mar 25 Juil - 22:50

Not very kind !

gerardM Mar 25 Juil - 23:28

MurielB Mer 26 Juil - 21:51

off target ?

gerardM Jeu 27 Juil - 15:07

gerardM Jeu 27 Juil - 19:17

gerardM Jeu 27 Juil - 19:20

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.
His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
DEAREST WIFE:
JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE

gerardM Jeu 27 Juil - 19:28

gerardM Jeu 27 Juil - 19:33

MurielB Jeu 27 Juil - 22:26

gerardM a écrit:

Please note that "the police" is plural

gerardM Ven 28 Juil - 16:38

gerardM Ven 28 Juil - 17:03

gerardM Ven 28 Juil - 17:07

A lady was walking down the street when she was a approached by a lady beggar asking for money.
The lady took a $20 bill out of her purse, and asked “if I give you this money will you spend it on chocolate.”
“Don’t be ridiculous” the beggar replied “does it look like I have nothing better to spend money on?”
“How about shopping?” she asked.
“No,” the beggar said, “don’t you understand I need money just to stay alive.”
“Will you spend it on your hair?” the lady asked. Annoyed, the beggar replied, “No, I just need money for food, and shelter.
“In that case” the lady said “I don’t want to just give you money I would like you to eat out with me and my husband tonight.”
“Why?” The beggar asked.
“Well,” the lady said “I think it’s important for him to see what a lady looks like after she gives up chocolate, shopping, and hair appointments.”

gerardM Ven 28 Juil - 17:15

MurielB Ven 28 Juil - 21:52

gerardM a écrit:
A lady was walking down the street when she was a approached by a lady beggar asking for money.
The lady took a $20 bill out of her purse, and asked “if I give you this money will you spend it on chocolate.”
“Don’t be ridiculous” the beggar replied “does it look like I have nothing better to spend money on?”
“How about shopping?” she asked.
“No,” the beggar said, “don’t you understand I need money just to stay alive.”
“Will you spend it on your hair?” the lady asked. Annoyed, the beggar replied, “No, I just need money for food, and shelter.
“In that case” the lady said “I don’t want to just give you money I would like you to eat out with me and my husband tonight.”
“Why?” The beggar asked.
“Well,” the lady said “I think it’s important for him to see what a lady looks like after she gives up chocolate, shopping, and hair appointments.”

Different points of vue !

gerardM Sam 29 Juil - 11:49

gerardM Sam 29 Juil - 18:41

MurielB Sam 29 Juil - 22:28

gerardM Dim 30 Juil - 12:12

MurielB Dim 30 Juil - 22:25

It is the freedom to be, plain and simple, one's self !

gerardM Dim 30 Juil - 22:51

gerardM Lun 31 Juil - 14:25

Jeff was fast asleep in his at bed at 3:00 AM when he heard an urgent knocking at the door. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes he made his way to the door.
“Can you give me a push?” asked the man at the door.
Jeff looked at the man, thinking he looked a bit drunk, slammed the door in his face and went back to bed.
“Shame on you,” said his wife Sally, when hearing the story. “You remember on our vacation how our car got stuck in the middle of the night and that man helped us, go out there and push his car.”
So Jeff trudges back out of bed, opens the door, and calls out “OK, I’m here to give you a push, where are you?”
"I’m over here in the back,” came the voice, “on the swing.”

gerardM Lun 31 Juil - 22:06

gerardM Lun 31 Juil - 22:22

MurielB Lun 31 Juil - 23:05

gerardM a écrit:
Jeff was fast asleep in his at bed at 3:00 AM when he heard an urgent knocking at the door. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes he made his way to the door.
“Can you give me a push?” asked the man at the door.
Jeff looked at the man, thinking he looked a bit drunk, slammed the door in his face and went back to bed.
“Shame on you,” said his wife Sally, when hearing the story. “You remember on our vacation how our car got stuck in the middle of the night and that man helped us, go out there and push his car.”
So Jeff trudges back out of bed, opens the door, and calls out “OK, I’m here to give you a push, where are you?”
"I’m over here in the back,” came the voice, “on the swing.”

To trudge=>walk slowly and with heavy steps, typically because of exhaustion or harsh conditions.

gerardM Mar 1 Aoû - 17:48